Inspired by wings2speak...

I...I just couldn't help myself. I fully realize it's in kind of bad taste, but I saw her temp screenname and...this bit of satire (emphasis for anyone who might be, I don't know, monitoring the interweb) occured to me:

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Wildlife on the run
The hunt has just begun

What did his buddy do?
What did he put Veep through?

You know, his buddy laughed at Cheney
Cracked wise about his balding head
(ooh, wah, wah, ooh)
And the Vee Pee lost his temper
Forgot what he was doing
And nearly shot his buddy dead
Ohhh-ohhhh….

I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Well, ok, I probably will, but I'll feel bad about it....